Terms and Conditions

Blah blah legal stuff because people can't act right.

These terms are effective and were last updated May 22, 2023.

"We" "the Company" and "Knurling Meditation" refer to Knurling Meditation LLC. 

The "Product" is the app and content offered through the website knurlingmeditation.com or the web app. 

"Device" refers to any device that you use to access the Product

These Terms and Conditions are "Terms" 

By using the product and creating an account with us, you are agreeing to these Terms and Conditions, which may change with or without notice. 

By using the product you agree to the processing and storage of your personal information in the United States for any and all purposes, including payment and tracking usage. 

Usage of the Product requires a paid subscription. The Product will be provided for a free trial for 14 days and you will be automatically subscribed at the end of the trial period unless you explicitly cancel your membership prior to the trial period expiration. 

You are responsible for maintaining access to your user email, password, and suitable device in order to retain access. 

As a subscriber you consent to receiving additional communications from Knurling Meditation. You can opt out from marketing emails at any time, though we plan to send none. 

If the price changes, we'll let you know.

Subscriptions will be managed in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store - you may cancel at any time. To avoid being charged for upcoming month, cancel at least 1 day prior. No refunds for anything. 

You must be 18 years old or the age of majority where you reside in order to subscribe to the Product. If you are under the age of 18, you must have your parent or legal guardian sign up for you if legal. If you're under the age of 13 you may not use the Product.

We reserve the right to cancel your account for any reason if we don't like you. 

You agree not to do anything shady related directly or indirectly to the Product. You agree not to attempt to disrupt Knurling Meditation business in any way and not to access any Product in any unauthorized manner. 

You agree not to edit or transmit the Product or any portion of the product in any way. 

You agree not to use the Product for any research, evaluation, or analysis about the product without prior written consent.  

All materials including the content and software contained in the software are owned by Knurling Meditation. All these materials are subject to copyright and may not be used in any way except for personal use. 

Product is NOT intended for your commercial use. You cannot include it in commercial advertisements, personal blog posts, any form of solicitation, any group-led meditation, blood rituals or animal sacrifices. Any commercial use of the Product without express written consent will be subject to liability. 

You agree not to use the Product for any illegal purposes. 

You agree not to share any part of the Product on social media. 

You may not download, display, copy, modify, reproduce, distribute, perform, transfer, create derivative works from, reference, sell, or otherwise do anything with the content or code from the Product. Nothing grants you any license or right to use, alter, copy, or remove any material. Just meditate. Seriously. 

Any questions, comments, feedback, suggestions, ideas, or any other information ("Feedback") submitted to Knurling Meditation will be treated as non-prorietary and non-confidential. By submitting Feedback in any way, you agree to give, and that you have the right to give, Knurling Meditation an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, royalty-free, worldwide licenses to do anything with the Feedback that we wish, and you promise not to whine about it. You probably won't even get credit.

You may link to our home page in a way that is legal and does not imply any association, approval, or endorsement by or with us or damage our reputation. You may not link to any other part of the Product. 

We'll do our best to provide you with the service we offer. Shit happens. The Product may occasionally become unavailable for repairs and maintenance or other unforeseen issues. We do not guarantee that the Product is defect free. If there's any issue, report it to support@knurlingmeditation.com. Chill out. 

This is a meditation app. It is intended to help you, but if you find anything in it unhelpful, just don't do it. Any advice and information is given in good faith and intended to be positive and helpful. If you don't like the manner by which the information is relayed, unsubscribe. Nothing within the Product is meant to substitute medical advice or even common sense for your particular situation. Knurling Meditation makes no claims, representations, or guarantees that the Product provides a therapeutic benefit. Do it and find out. 

With your payment of applicable subscription fees, Knurling Meditation grants you a limited, non-exclusive, revocable license to stream and make personal non-commercial use of the Product. 

The Product contains proprietary copyrighted material and intellectual property. All rights and ownership of the Product remains with Knurling Meditation. The right to use the the Product is not being sold to you, and you have no rights other than in accordance with these Terms. 

You agree that you will not (and will not assist any third party) to: 

Also, if using the app through Apple, you must agree to the standard EULA located here.

Knurling Meditation is committed to complying with copyright and related laws. If you think something is amiss, email support@knurlingmeditation.com and we'll sort it out. 

We can transfer our rights, you cannot transfer yours. 

You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold Knurling Meditation and all people associated harmless form any and all claims or liabilities arising in any way from your negligent or misuse of the Product, any third-party claims against you related to the Product, or any breach or violation of the law or these services. We honestly can't see how this could even happen, but if it does, we reserve the right to assume the defense. You agree to release Knurling Meditation from any claims, demand, or damages of any kind arising from any dispute you have with anyone about anything ever. 

Disputes my be handled by arbitration in Las Vegas, Nevada. In leiu of arbitration, you may request your dispute be settled by foot race on a trail in Nevada no longer than 66.6 miles. Claimant may not authorize any other agent to race on their behalf.  

You assume full responsibility for your own use of the Product. Knurling Meditation will not be liable to you or anyone related to you for anything, including loss, death, dismemberment, decapitation, injury, or anything else you may suffer in connection to your use of the Product, or activities you undertake in connection to your use of the Product unless caused by Knurling Meditation's willful misconduct. 

The Product and their content are provided "as is" and we make no warranty of any kind in regard to their accuracy, currency, or completeness. We assume no responsibility or liability for any errors  or omissions in the content of the Product or any issues related to the availability of the Product. We make no warranty that this Product will do for you what you want it to do. You assume full responsibility for the computing devices you use to access the Product, and any negative effects that may occur. 

If you need to sue us our registered agent is at 401 Rylan St. STE 200-A, Reno, NV 89502.

Our mailing address is 304 S. Jones Blvd. #6675, Las Vegas, NV 89107.

Please don't be an idiot and please don't be an asshole.